This is the
definitive zombie apocalypse
survival shotgun. To the
untrained eye, it might just look like a
shotgun. To the
slightly trained eye it might look like a Mossberg 500 Pump-Action Shotgun. But to somebody with
f***in' laser-vision, this is the shit you want in your hands when the rotting hordes are running rampant. It includes:
- two side saddles for quick reloading (and a total shotgun carrying capacity of 19 -- the shotgun itself holds 7+1) containing cartridges with bird shot, 00 buck shot, slugs and signal flares.
- a 5" bayonet knife mounted to the barrel
- a tactical flashlight/compass combo mounted to the barrel
- a hollow buttstock containing an emergency survival kit with baking pan, trash bag, fishing kit, 2 non-lubricated condoms (for water storage, NOT f***ing zombies), water purification taps, reflective survival blanket (which not be the best idea considering zombies love shiny things), a small first-aid kit, Carmex lip balm, a whistle, small Bic lighter and snare wire
- a hollow vertical grip containing a small fire-starting kit (matches, striker, steel wool, WetFire brand fire starting material)
- a hollow pistol grip containing a multi-tool
- a saw that can be attached between the buttstock and gun handle for cutting down wood
- a braided paracord gun sling
- American flag bandana
- custom plaque
ENJOY IT
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